From the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand, triggering the start of the First World War...
...to the katzen responsible for the carnage of the Second World War...
...to the master criminals of today spreading their chaos throughout our society...
...cats have shown themselves to be the enemy of mankind.
Since idle paws are clearly the devil's workshop, we've decided to build a device that would allow cat owners to keep these devious creatures busy while they are away and their cats are home alone plotting other ways to bring ruin to mankind.
We observed one of these vicious creatures in his natural habitat...
...and since they appear to be distracted by simple movement, we intend to build a combination scratching post/cat amusement device.
The device will have a couple of motor driven arms that will dangle and swing a couple of cat toys to hopefully amuse the cat and keep it from hatching more evil schemes.
At the moment, the plan is to permit the owner to activate the device remotely using their Twitter account. The purpose of the cat play station is to help lonely kitties stave off boredom while their owners are away.
I hope this project helps busy cat owners everywhere.
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